IT,S A FERRET.S LIFE !?X

FILL MY BATH WITH CHAMPAGNE
& FETCH MY SILK ARSE WIPES!
I KNOW I,M A FERRET
& I DONT LOOK THE TYPE?
I LOVE A BATH OF BUBBLES
IT TAKES AWAY MY TROUBLES
MY ARSE IS WIPED WITH SILK
I DRINK THE FINEST MILK!
MY OWNER LOVES TO SPOIL ME!
I LIVE IN FERRET LUXURY!
SHE TREATS ME LIKE A BABY
& MASSAGES MY SKIN!
WHY WOULD I WANT TO LEAVE?
GETTING DIRTY & GO FERRETING?
I FEEL LIKE A KING!
I GET ANY BLOODY THING!
I,VE EVEN GOT A BATH OF TIN!
THAT I BATHE WITH BUBBLES IN!
& TO  MY OWNER I,M EVERYTHING
I,M SO HAPPY. THAT I COULD SING!
I JUST WISH. I COULD GET
ME FUCK N FEET IN !?X

Tracy Timothy xx