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IT,S FUNNY..MUMMY!?X

IT,S FUNNY..MUMMY!?X

GOD CAN IT GET ANY WORSE!?
SHE,S BLOWING BUBBLE,S OUT OF HER NOSE!
SHE MUST BE BLOODY CURSED?
GOD ALMIGHTY..ONLY KNOW,S!
STUFF COMING OUT OF EVERY ORIPHIS
I DONT KNOW. IF I CAN COPE WITH THIS?
SICK,SNOT BOGEY,S,SHIT N PISS
BUT.BUBBLES OUT OF HER NOSE
MAKES ME JUST WANNA THROW!
ONLY ANOTHER 10 YEARS TO GO!
" TRUST ME MUM IT GET,S MUCH WORSE!
YOUR MY MUMMY,TEACHER & MY NURSE!
WHETHER I BLOW BUBBLE,S
OUT OF MY NOSE OR BUM
YOU,LL ALWAYS BE MY NO.1
& YOUR THE BESTEST EVER MUM !
BLOWING BUBBLES OUT OF MY NOSE IS FUN!
IT,S MUCH BETTER THAN BUBBLE GUM
THO IT IS NOT AS YUMMY?
BUT I THINK.IT,S VERY FUNNY!
I,M SORRY IF YOU DONT LIKE IT MUMMY
I CAN JUST SNIFF IT BACK IN 
& YOU CAN GIVE IT A GOOD WIPING
AFTER YOU,VE STOPPED CHUCKING
UP, IN THE KITCHEN BIN !

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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