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" MUM WILL FREAK !?X "

" MUM WILL FREAK  !?X "

" HOW AM I SURPOSED TO FILL THIS RING ?
WITH THIS TINY LITTLE THING !
DADDY YOU,HAVE GOT A BIGGER HOSE?
I CAN NOT WAIT UNTIL MINE GROWS
& MUM WILL FREAK, IF SHE KNOWS?... THAT I,M
PISSING ON MYSELF FROM MY HEAD TO MY TOES!
& THAT IM SWIMMING IN ME PISS!
& IT WILL TAKE ME FOREVER
TO FILL THE RING WITH THIS ?
DADDY CANT YA GET IT OUT OF THE TAP?
BEFORE I HAVE TO TAKE A KRAP!!

Tracy Timothy xx

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