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IT,S MY DAY OFF !?X

IT,S MY DAY OFF !?X

DONT YOU DARE LAUGH AT MY THONG!
IT,S MY DAY OFF!! SO WHAT,IS WRONG ?
I AINT GOING TO THE ZOO
SO.WHAT,S IT GOT TO DO WITH YOU ?
I,M GONNA SPEND THE DAY
WALLOWING IN A MUD BATH
WHERE I TRULY BELONG !
SO I THOUGHT I,D WEAR
MY BRAND NEW THONG!
SO DONT FUCK N LAUGH!
WHY DONT YOU COME ALONG ?
IF YA CAN BEAR TO BE 
SEEN WITH ME . IN MY THONG ?

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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