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IT,S NO GOOD . WALTER !?X

IT,S NO GOOD . WALTER !?X

IT,S NO GOOD WALTER
REACHING INTO MY BRA !
COS, I DO NOT KNOW
WHERE MY BLOODY  TIT,S ARE?
THERE NOT UP THERE ANY MORE!
THEY ARE NOW FACING THE BLOODY FLOOR
PLEASE DONT TRY & HOIST THEM UP
THEY NO LONGER FIT  IN THEIR CUP!
I JUST CANT HOLD THE BUGGER,S UP!
THEY NEARLY REACH, MY BLOODY LAP!
BUT MAKE AN NICE PILLOW
FOR OUR OLE GINGER CAT !
SO PLEASE WALTER.. DONT DO THAT !

Tracy Timothy xx

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