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" IT,S NO USE WHISTLING !?X

" IT,S NO USE WHISTLING !?X

" IT IS NO USE THAT YOU ARE WHISTLING!
I WOULD RATHER YOU WERE PISSING 
DO NOT ACT ALL SO MUDDLED 
COS I CAN SEE THE BLOODY BUBBLES
COMING OUT OF YOUR BOTTOM
& IT STINKS FUCK N ROTTEN
GIVE IT 3 MORE MINUTES 
& ALL WILL BE FORGOTTEN
& I CAN FORGET ALL ABOUT YOUR ROTTEN BOTTOM!
ALL THE BUBBLES WILL HAVE POPPED
& I WILL BE ABLE TO RISE AGAIN TO THE TOP
BEFORE MY BLOODY LUNGS GO POP !"

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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