It's Not About Sex, Don't Be Silly

It's happened every day all around the world
Perhaps even longer than eternity
It's taken different forms throughout the years
But hasn't really changed with certainty

Women love men and men lust for women
The same for thousands of years
You could say I'm out front at the vanguard
Leading the way for my peers

Love doesn't hurt, it actually feels good
If the two of you are doing it right
It's the technique, it should come quite natural
But I'm here if you need some advice

You could say I'm a real professional at this
Been loving for almost eighty years
Surely some good stuff's rubbed off by now
My techniques are known to my peers

My rates are reasonable for obvious reasons
Coz I get to pretest young fillies
To make sure they understands my instructions
It's not about sex, DON'T BE SILLY!