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IT,S THIS WIDE..I TELL YOU !?X

IT,S THIS WIDE..I TELL YOU !?X

FUCK..I,VE JUST SEEN THE SIZEĀ 
OF MY MUM,S FACE!
IT,S THIS WIDE I TELL YOU!
IT,S A FUCK N DISGRACE!
IT,S AS WIDE AS HER ARSE
GIVING BIRTH TO MEĀ 
MUST OF BEEN AN EASY TASK!
HOW COMES I,M SO CUTE?
& SHE,S AS UGLY AS FUCK..TO BOOT
LAYING HERE IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT!
I DONT KNOW..WHO,S WANT TO FUCK HER!?
UGLY AS FUCK.& MATTED OLE FUR!
ARM,S AS LONG AS A GIRAFFE.S NECK!
BUT HERE I AM ..SO WHAT THE HECK!
LEAST I DONT LOOK LIKE HER!
I,M DEAD CUTE. WITH LITTLE FUR!
I HOPE I TAKE AFTER MY DAD!
IF MY FACE N ARSE GROW,SĀ 
THAT BIG.. I,LL BE VERY SAD!
COS AT THIS MOMENT .I AINT TO BAD!
THO. I,VE STILL NOT SEEN ME DAD !!!
Ā 

Tracy Timothy xx

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