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I,VE SEEN SOME WEIRD SHIT ..DOT !?X

I,VE SEEN SOME WEIRD SHIT ..DOT !?X

I,VE SEEN SOME SHIT DOROTHY. LET ME TELL YOU !?
WE BOTH HAVE I KNOW ,BUT YOU WONT 
BELEIVE WHAT I SAY ..IS TRUE!
I,VE DRUNK STUFF THATS MADE ME GROW !
I WAS BEING A NOSEY COW 
& DOWN A RABBIT HOLE..DID GO !
DRUNK SOME MORE STUFF TO MAKE ME SMALL!
BEEN TO A TEA PARTY & GOT FUCK ALL !
TEA-POTS DANCING EVERY WHERE!
A MAD HATTER & A CRAZY HARE !
TO A PARTY ..THAT WASNT THERE!
TO A WONDERLAND.THAT WASNT PLANNED
BEEN TOLD OFF BY A RABBIT !
& SANG A SONG ABOUT IT !
THERE WAS A DRUNK MOUSE !
IN A TINY LITTLE HOUSE !
TALKING DOOR KNOCKERS !
& DANCING FLOWERS!
A CRAZY RABBIT.OBSESSED WITH THE HOUR!
2 GORMLESS TWINS. TWEEDLE DEE & DUM!
& A CATERPILLAR GET N STONED ON A BONG!
MARCHING PACKS OF CARDS!
THINKING THAT THEIR HARD!
A CAKE THAT TURNED INTO A FIRE WORK!
A QUEEN WHO WARMS HER FEET
AFTER A HARD DAYS WORK
ON A WARM PIGGY,S BELLY 
WHILE SHE WATCHES THE TELE !
CROQUET WITH A BIRD. WAS REALLY OBSERD!
FOLLOW THAT ..IF YOU CAN !?
AT LEAST DEAR DOROTHY!
YOU REALLY ONLY HAD TO PUT UP WITH 3
THE LION THE SCARECROW & TIN-MAN!
ALONG THAT YELLOW BRICK ROAD!
SO COUNT YOURSELF.FUCK N LUCKY !
& WHEN YA GOT BACK FROM THE PALACE!
EVERY ONE SAID TO ME !
WHO..THE FUCK IS ALICE !?X

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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