JACK POTTS AND STU POTTS

Born and raised in the state of Kentucky 
This man certainly was never unlucky 
He was named after a slot machine win 
The Kentucky people just laugh and grin 

I am referring to a man named Jack Potts
He dislikes his name lots and lots 
He has a twin brother by the name of Stu
Don't make meaty jokes if I were you

So Stu and Jack tried to hide their name
Obviously their parents were both to blame 
A word of advice to all parents out there 
When naming your child take extreme care