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JACK...HATES JILL !?x

JACK...HATES JILL !?x

JACK...N JILL!?
WENT..UP THE HILL !?
FOUND A BUNKER !?
AT.. THE TOP !?
& BOY.. WERE THEY THRILLED !?
& THEY DIDNT KNOW WHEN TO STOP
BUT...SILLY JILL
FORGOT HER PILL !?
& THAT BUNK-UPĀ 
IN THE BUNKER !?
PUT PAY TO THEIR THRILL,S!?
HE ..DIDN,T BREAK HIS CROWN !?
HE.. BROKE HER IN !?
9 MONTHS LATER !?
A LIL" MINNIE JACK N JILL!?
THEY SHOULD,NT HAVEĀ 
GONE UP THAT HILL !?
& SILLY ..JILL !?
SHOULDN,T HAVE ....
FORGOT HER PILL !?
TWIN..BABIE,S INSTEAD !
SHOULD HAVE THROWN !?
THAT PALE OF WATER
TOO COOL OFF JACK !?
OR..GIVEN HIM HEAD!?
NOW..YOU HAVEĀ 
A SON & DAUGHTER!?
SHOULDN,T HAVE LAIDĀ 
ON YA BACK !?
& OPENED UP YA CRACK
TA ...JACK !?
& THE TWIN,SĀ 
CAME TUMBLING AFTER!?
THERE,S ..NO FIXING THAT !?
WITH.. VINEGAR & BROWN PAPER !? x
AFTER..YOUR NAUGHTY CAPER x

Tracy Timothyxx

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BLOSSOM

You know what Tracy, you write a damn good write, that was very very clever, full respect!!! Ā Nomed and voted hun, keep em rolling :)

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Evrod Samuel

jill seems to get all the blame along with the pill..i think jack aint a real man if he dont realise how jill got kids ..lol

loved it ..ill laugh in my sleep im sure

bless

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Tracy Timothy

thanks for your comment x us women get the blame for everything x

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Nancy Mcgowin

Tracy- Your style of poetry is a WOW factor, and this one is something else, poor Jill and that forgotten pill!

Nice Work

Nancy

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