A Nut Job

Here's Jack's philosophy in a nutshell
Did you catch that, in a NUTshell?
Got a little bit off the track for a while
But he's chugging along again like hell

Didn't think it would be too too long
He's basically a real jester at heart
Things always seem to strike him funny
Like when someone lets out a big fart

A fart is just simply a bodily function
Even the Queen of England lets 'em fly
But her escorts always say “pardon me”
Giving Queenie a built-in alibi

His LOCOmotive's chugging along again
Some sillies will be coming along soon
It's how this guy rolls, a silly old jester
As he attempts to eat spaghetti with a spoon

Seems like I'm trying a wee bit too hard
That spaghetti thing wasn't that funny
How bout a fellow who's had one too many
Balancing a beer on his tummy

Okay I promise to work on this stuff
I'm more than a bit rusty it seems
BARE with me, or fully clothed if you wish
Convulsed with laughter you'll scream