Job Offer

Don't stop me now... I'm on a roll

The words are literally flying out of my brain

I can't type fast enough... need a secretary

Any offers? Payment will be in the form of hugs

Uh! No worries... everything will be proper

(Actually I can't promise that... but I'll give it my best shot!)

One thing I CAN promise though...

If those of the male persuasion apply and I hire one

Payment in the form of a hand shake

And will apply in lieu of a hug

But I'll accompany that with a wink and a smile!

There are side benefits for the ladies in addition to the hugs

The ladies will also receive a bouquet of red roses

At the end of this contract

And a pat on the bum... oops, scratch that!

Not their bums, silly!

Now that I've gained your confidence

That I will conduct this in a very business like manner (???)

I'll be accepting resumes at jackshouseofillrepute@gmail.com

Offer expires January 30th 2018!