Poem -

A Taste of Turkey

A Taste of Turkey

With two plane tickets in business class
Lisa pondered on who she would as
She wanted someone adventurous and fun
So decided to invite her joyful mum

Beaming with excitement with bags in tow
Off to Turkey they decided to go
Gorging on food and champagne all the way
They reached their destination at the end of the day

Alas, on their arrival at Romantic Hotel
With no room available, all was not well
Apparently “insects” were found on the bed
They got given the basement room instead

They were later upgraded and got beer for free
And danced to the “Land Down Under” with glee
Through warm sunny days and clear balmy nights
They feasted on seafood and Turkish delights

They travelled on further to see and explore
Many other places and they loved them all
Lisa went up in a hot air balloon -
Where she picked apples, she was over the moon

Sleeping in a cave was different for sure
Something they never experienced before
They relaxed on a cruise and swam in the sea
Basking in the sun whilst sipping on tea

They laughed and giggled most of the time
But occasionally things were not so fine
Some nights Lisa couldn’t sleep at all
Because of Julie’s ongoing snore

And when Julie took photos, Lisa got mad
Since Julie’s photography was pretty bad
But Julie was happy to do her own thing
Even buying herself a beautiful ring

Julie is grateful and feels she oughta
Personally thank her beautiful daughter
For this trip was undoubtedly like no other
Lisa must be thrilled to have Julie as her Mother!
 

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