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JUNGLE JIBE,S.!?X

JUNGLE JIBE,S.!?X

" WHY DO YOU HAVE 2 BOOB.S ON YOUR BACK ?"
ARE YOU HAVING A BUBBLE BATH!
THATS A VERY SILLY QUESTION
YOU DONT SAY NOTHING , TO THE GIRAFFE?
ABOUT THE LENGTH OF HIS NECK!?
SO..WHAT THE FUCK N HECK!
FROM SOMEONE WHO HAS A DICK ON HIS FACE!
& EARS THAT FUCK N SIZE!
I,D SHUT ME MOUTH,IF I WAS YOU!
YOU WOULDNT WIN.NO BEAUTY PRIZE!
I TELL YOU,NO FUCK N LIES!
HAVE YA SEEN THE RHINO?
HE,S ALWAYS GOT THE HORN!
IT,S NOT OUR FAULTS WERE UGLY!
IT,S JUST HOW WE WERE BORN!
ALL THESE BIT,S & PIECES
HAVE THEIR USES TO US
& WE.LL ALWAYS FIND EXCUSES
EVEN IF WE MAY LOOK LIKE
WE,VE BEEN HIT BY A BUS!
STOP THE INSULTS NOW!
GO & PICK ON THE COW!
I,VE HAD ENOUGH INSULTS FOR ONE DAY!
TAKE YA UGLY PENIS FACE
& BE ON YOUR BLOODY WAY!
I AINT INTERESTED IN WHAT
YOU,VE GOT TO SAY!!!
SO...I,LL WISH YA G"DAY X

Tracy Timothyxx

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