Just Another Service

All you young'uns now listen to me

Been around this burg for eight decades

Feel just as good as I did in my forties

Have had all the latest upgrades

Living proof you don't need to feel old

It's simply how you're feeling upstairs

If things are really clicking along smoothly

Downtimes become quite rare

It's not a great truth I've just discovered

It's a matter of common sense

A positive attitude is an absolute must

To retain your youthful presence

So now you finally know the secret of life

Thank me with bundles of money

It's just another service I kindly offer

Making your day much more sunny