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JUST ..PLAIN RUDE !?X

JUST ..PLAIN RUDE !?X

" WELL THAT,S .JUST PLAIN RUDE!
& YA CALL ME , A BLOODY PRUDE?
PUTTING YA ARSE HOLE IN MY FACE !
I,M SO CLOSE, I COULD ALMOST TASTE!
I,D SAY. IT,S A BLOODY DISGRACE!
I CAN EVEN SMELL YA LAST SHIT!
YEA.I,D SAY THERE,S SOMETHINGĀ 
VERY WRONG WITH IT !
YA FILTHY ALLEY CAT
I CAN SMELL YA FISHEY TWAT!
PISS OFF BACK TO
YA OLE DOOR MAT
& DONT YOU EVER AGAIN . DO THAT!

Tracy Timothy xx

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