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JUST...CURIOUS !?X

JUST...CURIOUS !?X

I WAS JUST SEARCHING THROUGH MARG,S WASHING !
THROUGH HER BRIEF,S & VARIOUS STOCKINGS!
I CAME ACROSS THIS LACEY THONGĀ 
SO, I THOUGHT I,D TRY IT ONĀ 
HOW ARE YOU SURPOSED
TO COVER YOUR THING ?
WITH THIS SILLY PIECE OF STRING ?
IT BARELY COVERS UP ANYTHING
I,D BETTER HURRY UPĀ 
& REMOVE THEM QUICK
COS KNOWING MARG, SHE.LL BE SICK!
& SHE.LL BRUISE MY YELLOW SKIN
& NEVER AGAIN, PLAY WITH MY PRICK!
OH MY GOD SHE,S COMING QUICK
OH DOH... SHE MUST NEVER KNOW!
OR SHE,LL PACK MY STUFF
& OFF I,LL BLOODY GO...DOH
I WAS JUST BEING CURIOUS ..THO!

Tracy Timothy xx

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