Justifiable Road Rage
Hey, you moron in the left lane, I’d like to make a pass;
So get over to the middle one, and move your stupid ass!
I’ve flashed my brights at least three times, but you pretend that you don’t see;
You’re blocking lots of traffic now, for you’re doing only sixty!
The cops all look for speeders, with their sneaky radar gear;
So why can’t they give your kind tickets, for you’re tying up our rears?
Now I’m really getting pissed off, you won’t listen to my horn;
That’s been beeping for two minutes now, and curse words I have sworn!
The sun’s out and there’s a blue sky, but I’m only seeing red;
My rage is taking over, and I want to smack your freaking head!
I’m taking down your license plate, and informing Highway Patrol;
That there’s an asswipe blocking traffic, and I’m losing my control!
Then at last I see an opening, to shoot the middle lane;
And get past this stupid imbecile, before I go insane!
As I do, I look you over, and flip you out “The Bird”;
With language flowing out of me, like none you’ve ever heard!
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Brilliant Larry, just bloody brilliant!! I feel so sorry for those that dare to get in your way Mr Ran! Did his name begin with an L and end with an S and was he driving something Spanish!!!?? I thought you said you couldn`t write funny ones!!!!! you little tinker you!!!
A superb piece for the humour topic, well done my darling.
I love you both
G xx
I`ve just read this one again my Larry as I love it so much and I wanted to remind your fans about it again. Geoff can be a pain in the bum too when he`s driving! He thinks he`s just perfect and of course HE never ever makes any mistakes, it`s always everyone else who are the bad drivers!! He drives me nuts because he has a bad habit of driving too close to the car in front and then complains that they are too close to him which doesn`t make any bloody sense in the real world!!! He needs to re-learn the modern rules, but he`s so stubborn, then he wonders why others keep honking their horns at him! I love him though! I suppose some silly sod has to!!
Well done again sweetie, I love your sense of humour.
I love you both and give kisses to my Cody
G xx
Our Dear G,
You need to send Geoff right over to me, because he evidently loves to tailgate.  I am going to take him to a football game, and get there six hours early.  Then, I'm going to expose him to all the "Tailgating Parties" that people are laughing, hugging and eating at.  I think it will not take him long to choose this kind of tailgating, over the kind done on the highway.  Let me know when you're sending the bloke over!
All our love,
Cody, Linda and Larry xxx