Poem - 02 February 2018, 15:41

Kale

GREG TUCKER THE...

Kale
taste good
raw
but
not as
good as
a
steak
woooah
is the
dieter's
blues............

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sparrowsong02 February 2018, 16:54

Hello Greg...

I'm a great diet helper...

You can have my Kale and I will take the steak...

Great helper right?

Fun write!

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

GREG TUCKER THE...03 February 2018, 17:20

Thank u sparrowsong

pauline codd04 February 2018, 02:49

put cheese on it, and tabasco..add more calorie lol

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