KFC Made Me Obese

I became obese when I ate at KFC seven days a week.
I can no longer see my genitalia when I take a leak.
Week after week, the size of my belly grew.
I became angry at KFC and I decided to sue.
That fried chicken clogged my arteries and gave me two heart attacks.
Or maybe it was because I went to McDonalds and ate forty Big Macs.
When I walked into the courthouse, each step I took made the building shake.
Everybody started running because they thought it was coming an earthquake.
The judge ruled that KFC wasn't to blame for me being obese.
I counted on becoming rich but my bank account didn't increase.
If you eat a lot of Kentucky Fried Chicken, you'd better halt.
If you become 400 pounds like me, it will be your own fault.

(This is a fictional poem)