Kidney Stone Blues

they shake, rattle and roll,
calcium stones not for my soul,
every time they move,
it's not my groove,
I warn them to stopĀ
and quit doing the hop,
the doc threatens to laser,
a form of using a taser
I've got the kidney stone blues.
in the middle of the night,
they wake me up with a fright,
as they roar and rumble
within my kidney as they stumble,
shuckin and jivin to a beat,
twisting and turning with defeat,
the ache lasts and ain't no fun,
grabbing a pain pill on the run.
I've got the kidney stone blues.
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