Kim Jong-Un

Here's a giggle, Kim Jong-un's is the “Person Of The Year”
Others, including myself, deserve the honor more
Who the hell does this poop master think he bloody well is
Jacko could do it better with more hooplas and roars

People would wonder, what in the name of pure goodness
Is this old geezer really attempting to promote
Is he some kind of new leader, part of a new world order
I'd even allow big strong men to wear petticoats

That's silly, forgive me, probably need a little more sleep
Or a reevaluation of my unique inner brain
A serious attempt was made in my much earlier years
After exhaustive testing, was declared insane

Didn't let that minor inconvenience really deter me
Was leader of my grade one drama class
Played the title role in Shakespeare's Macbeth
A Scottish noble who I think smoked grass

Well enough about me, these facts I humbly submit
To assist everyone to a higher plateau
It's incumbent upon me to assist where I'm able
Now let's all get along with life's show

You must agree I'd be a better “Person Of The Year”
Only a matter of time before I'm chosen
I'll just go on inspiring the great nations of the world
With my leadership and happiness potion