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" LADIES...PLEASE "!?X

" LADIES...PLEASE "!?X

" LADIES PLEASE..CONTAIN YOUR ORGASMS!
MY FUZZY GINGER HAIR, CAUSES WOMEN TO HAVE SPASMS
& MY BIG FAT WOBBLY CHIN
HAS THEM ALL A QUAKING & SHAKING 
& BEGGING FOR SOME HOT LOVE MAKING !
& NOT ONE OF THEM IS FAKING ?
& I,M JUST HERE FOR THE TAKING
MY FACE IS COVERED IN GINGER FRECKLES
IT,S 24/7 WITH THE GIRLY HECKLES
THEY ALL LOVE MY WOBBLY BOD
WHO,D OF THOUGHT, I,D BE SUCH A LUCKY SOD?
& THEY ALL LOVE MY TINY PENIS 
THEY SAY I SHOULD HAVE COME FROM VENUS
UNLIKE MANY BORN WITH GINGERITUS
ALL THE PRETTY LADIES, JUST WANT TO BITE US
I,D SAY I,M A FREAKING GENIUS
AS I,VE ALWAYS BEEN TOLD THAT
I LOOK LIKE I,VE BEEN HIT BY A BUS?
& AS FOR ME, I,M LOVING ALL THE FUSS!
WOMEN NOW JUST FALL AT MY FEET
& MY GINGER NUTS, HAVE BECOME A REAL TREAT
THEY MAKE UP FOR, MY LACK OF MEAT !
& ALL THE GIRLS... JUST LOVE TO EAT"

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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