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LADY CHARMER !?X

LADY CHARMER !?X

LET ME ENTICE YOU WITH MY FLUTE !
CHARM YOU OUT OF YOUR CLOTHES
INTO YOUR BIRTHDAY SUIT!
LET THE MUSIC TAKE YOU 
TO WHERE, YOU WANT TO BE !
I,VE LEFT A KEY IN RECEPTION
NO.17, MEET ME THERE AT 3!
FINISH YOUR MEAL,HAVE YOUR FILL!
THEN MEET ME UPSTAIRS
FOR YOU, I WANT TO THRILL!
PLEASE JUST SAY. YOU WILL?
I HOPE YOUR ON THE BLOODY PILL?
COS, I,M GONNA PUT YA THROUGH THE MILL!
I,LL LOOSE THE FLUTE & I,LL LOOSE THE SUIT!
& GIVE YA A LARGE PORTION, OF BILL!
FOR DESERT,NOW LOOOSE THE SKIRT!
TURN THE DO NOT DISTURB SIGN AROUND !
I CANT WAIT TO GO.ON DOWN!
FUCK YA SILLY & THROW YA AROUND!
DONT FORGET TA TIP THE WAITER A POUND?
THERE,S A PACK OF 3 FOR US
UNDER THE BILL. HE,S SOUND !
POP EM IN YA BAG, I,LL SEE YA
IN 10 MINS. FOR THE BEST
TIME THAT YOU EVER HAD!
DONT LOOK SO SHOCKED!
ONLY 10 MIN,S & YOU,LL HAVE THE COCK!
DRINK THE MINI BAR DRY
& SINK THE FUCK N LOT
I,D CALL THAT HEAVEN!
YOU,VE HIT ..THE JACKPOT

Tracy Timothy xx

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