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Larry's Answers To Georginas "The Twit Club" She Posted Yesterday

Larry's Answers To Georginas "The Twit Club" She Posted Yesterday

1.  You only live once

2. You forgot about Emmett Kelly

3. On their asses

4. No, you have to pay up front to get in

5. No, you just have to eat "Deviled Eggs"

6. To keep you inside until you spend lots of money

7. No, it's considered a "Freudian Slip"

8. Because Webster wanted it that way

9. No, they traded their oranges for fig leaves

10. Because your hand is "visibly" shaken

Love and Laughter to All,

xox Larry

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Georgina Richardson

Okay buster ha ha very funny!! Now I want your silly questions for `THE TWIT CLUB`!!!

I love ya kiddo

G xx

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Larry Ran

Hi Dear G,

I posted ten questions yesterday, called The Twit Club Trivia Quiz.  Check it out and see how many of them you can answer!!

Love ya,

xox Larry

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