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Larry’s The Twit Club Trivia Quiz
Why don’t blind people like to sky dive?
Why are there no Italians in Manhattan on Sundays?
Why do farts smell?
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Why did the elephant marry the mouse?
What is the difference between a Polish wedding and a Polish funeral?
What is the largest pencil in the world?
Why do Jewish men die before their wives?
Why don’t sharks attack attorneys?
How was the limbo invented?
Answers Will Appear Tomorrow
Scoring
5 right- pretty smart
6 right- very smart
7 right- brilliant
8 right- Mensa Club
9 right- you read my mind
10 right- you cheated
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Comments
You`ve got me demented with these!!
Q1 Because it scares the hell out of the dogs!
Q3 So that deaf people can enjoy them too!
Q8 So they don`t have to pay for their wives funeral!
Q9 Sharks refuse to eat their own!
That`s all I can get! You`re just cruel you are, you know I`m as thick as two short planks! but I`ll get me own back on ya buster!!! So go on then put me out of me misery PLEASE !!
I still love ya though our kid!!
G xx
Answers will be posted by 10 p.m. EST, but I'm proud of you for the ones you knew! Of course, I already gave you the one about why the elephant married the mouse. So, if you can't sleep tonight, worrying about the answers, they should be on just after 3 a.m. your time.
Love ya,
Larry xox