Lauren & Alexa

Lauren & Alexa

“Alexa can you play me a song?”
I hear our Lauren ask
Immediately a tune is heard
It does complete this task

“Whats weather like in Wooler?”
She asks it once again
“The weather in Wooler, USA
Is cloudy with patchy rain”

“No no Alexa” Lauren shouts
“That isn’t the right place”
She picks Alexa up in her hand
Holding  it right to her face

Shes repeats her quest 
She needs to know if it is goin to rain
But again her accent does confuse
So Alexa is wrong again

“Think i’ll wait before I buy Alexa”
I say to Lauren with a moan
“It seems more bother than its worth
It will never understand my tone”

It worries me a little bit about technology
Coz could see you on the toilet
With your pants down past your knees

I may be sounding very old
But in my day all we had
Was to simply walk into your home
& Ask your Mam & Dad ?