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LIFE COULDNT BE SWEETER !?x

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Tracy Timothy
LIFE COULDNT BE SWEETER !?x

THIS IS THE LIFE FOR ME!
AINT GOT A CARE OR WORRY!
MY GIRL IS GROOMING ME
LOOKING FOR ANY LITTLE FLEA!
I THINK I,LL JUST GRAB 40 WINKS
LIFE COULDNT BE SWEETER
THAN LIFE AS A MONKEY .ONE THINKS!
LAYING LIKE THIS IN THE SUN 
WHILE MY GIRL MASSAGES ME
& DOES CRAZY THINGS WITH MY BUM!?X

Tracy Timothyxx

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Narrative Comedy
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