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LIKELY TO BLOW !?X

author
Tracy Timothy
LIKELY TO BLOW !?X

I,M A CRAZY FROG!
WITH A REAL HOT-DOG
I WILL HAVE TA DIP
IT IN THE SNOW
OR..OTHER-WISE
IT,S LIKELY TO BLOW!
THIS WARMERS MADE
IT WAY TOO HOT !?
BECAUSE OF THATĀ 
MY LOAD IVE SHOT!

Tracy Timothy xx

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Poetry Genre: 
Comedy
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