Limerick

Its Friday night dinner tonight
Adam and Johnny are having a fight
Martin jumps in
...

It's Friday night dinner at last
But Jackies says it's time to fast.
No squirrel to bite...

There once was a dog called Wilson
Who got so drunk he was ill some
They carried him home...

A dirt dauber flew into my mouth and it's stuck in my throat.
It keeps stinging me over and over and...

You came into my heart with love You filled my heart with happiness
You made me feel true love...

You broke my heart when you stole and used my bride.
She ran off with you and I'm going to take it...

People don't like me because I make terrible moonshine.
Nobody in their right mind wants this...

Some people tried to skip out, and not pay their hotel bill.
But when they tried to leave, their car...

There is something that I hate, and it's something I won't deny.
I hate the new Doctor Who TV show,...

I\m a vampire, and I prowl during the night.
You'd better lock your doors because I bite.
If...

Because of a man's death, millions have been hurt.
He was a fantastic actor, and his name was Burt...

My wife was slim when we got married, but now she weighs 600 pounds.
She got fat because she doesn't...

The color of fire and blood; danger and death
The color of warmth and love; joy and sex
It...

There once was a cat called Spark
Whose meow was more like a bark
She learnt to do tricks...

There once was a girl called Wendy
Who was not straight but bendy
She tried to stand up...

There once was a girl called Meg
Who had a wooden leg
She needed a shoe
But could only...

Oil was struck on my land, and 100 million is what I was paid.
My nephew has a great education, he...