Limerick

Having a shower is like running outside naked in the rain
Though with my Adonis-like physique, a lot...

There are many more joys in life than struggles
We must recognize the good times and ignore the...

Sticktoitness is the key to a happy existence
Don't ever give up, the real key is persistence...

Disney may have bitten off more than they can chew.
They call certain fans nasty names, that's a bad...

I worked at an appliance store and the boss made a bad decision.
I sold appliances and the lard butt...

Judgement Day is coming, God will eventually have all that he can take.
People will pay for their...

I won't watch anymore Disney movies because I don't like how Disney treats their fans.
They call us...

She starred in a Star Trek episode as the girlfriend of Khan.
She was talented but it's sad because...

Every item of clothing can be cut, embellished, sewed new
Every lip can be painted
Every eye...

I want to go to a time when things were great.
I wish that I could travel back in time to 1978....

Helen and I when
we got together always did things
on the spare of the moment, nothing ever...

Helen loved to play party games her favourite being that of strip poker
Out all of the games...

I have a story that needs to be told.
I knew a woman who was ice cold.
Many men liked her...

The past makes me depressed
My happiness will be supressed
and no one can hear me

i...

Why do all good things come to an end?
Why can't they remain forever?
we ask every day...

Like a thief in the night it came, it spread
Tens of thousands sick and miserable
No one knew...

I trained Little Mac to be a prizefighter, and his opponents see stars.
Diabetes caused my leg to be...