Limerick

You came into my heart full of love
You filled my heart with true love
You took my sadness...

No longer do I,
Giggle when someone uses,
The term “Weed Whacker”.

Instead of behaving like a civilized Human Being, Hell was what he chose to raise.
My brother had a...

Something happened that depresses me because it's bad.
I got married two years ago and my wife gave...

Our world has been consumed by violence and greed.
But instead of needing wealth, God is all that I...

Marriage is overrated
a piece of paper
people don't realize they had the same relationship...

Old as dirt
Brown and white
silly and unique
my dirty little rambler
on the...

I'm angry because my wife turned out to be a shopaholic slut.
She thinks she owns me just because...

Listen to the sound of
Our hearts beating my love Feel our forever love
Butterflies flying...

It was Christmas of 1982 and my parents did something horrible to me.
I asked them to give me a game...

Your my best friend and forever my true lover
I know our true is true
Holding you forever...

How can you enjoy playing that PlayStation 4?
You stole it from Best Buy, it's not yours.
...

Your latest one night stand gave you a nasty STD.
Now you expect to receive sympathy from me....

As we lay in bed
Together your head
Upon my chest feeling
True love as I wrap
...

I am often told, that I settled for fool’s gold.

As if I wasn’t aware, but I no longer cared....

There's always another day
at least that what I tried to
tell myself, a chance to tell your...

Sitting on the peak of the mountain top.
The waterfall flows so softly and never does stop.
...