There's No Bigger Piece Of Crap Than E.T.

It was Christmas of 1982 and my parents did something horrible to me.
I asked them to give me a game for my Atari 2600 and they gave me E.T.
When I played it, I was so angry that I had a fit.
I told them that I didn't want that piece of shit.

It was the worst game I've ever played.
It was also the worst game ever made.
I wondered what my parents were thinking when they bought E.T., I asked them why did they pick it.
They said it was to punish me for being bad and I told them exactly where to stick it.

Dad bruised and blistered my butt after I gave him the bird.
When it comes to this game, E.T. stands for enormous turd.
Just one year later, that game caused the video game crash of 1983.
There is no bigger abomination than the Atari game that's called E.T.