Limerick

Wading through the books,
Think I might resort to drugs,
And I really am considering,
...

(This fictional poem takes place in the year 1984.)

I can't believe what the USA Government has...

Kissing under the mistletoe is so romantic
But mistletoe is poisonous and really quite toxic
...

I drive a convertible but not by choice.
If I hadn't ducked, I wouldn't be alive for people to hear...

The Christmas of 2012 was the last Christmas that you celebrated on Earth.
You were a kind and...

Real classic funk from the uptown is on milk cartons for the second decade.

Gone are the days of...

I have a sad story that requires music that's played by a fiddle.
I've been wounded and I'm spending...

People should be thankful to have their families.
We should be thankful not to be in a country that...

Stab me in the back and later stitch up my wound,
but that’s another scar you gave me,
Commit...

Originally wrote 30th January 2012.
a poem wrote about loss of a best friend in animal form....

This is a special day because it's Veterans Day.
We celebrate because certain people fought for the...

This morning, I experienced some good luck.
I bought a Chihuahua for one hundred bucks.
My...

On November the 6th, I voted against Phil Bredesen.
Yesterday, I was pleased to learn that he didn't...

Such a pointless emotion is the humans' guilt
My guess it was made when the appendix was built...

Monkey's in safari park's
Stealing all the car parts
Taking what they need and running off to...

I was born a fool,
There’s nothing I can do
Every mistake,
I ever make,
Is...