Limerick

I called the police station but there were no cops.
Every single police officer was at doughnut...

I welcome 2019, I'm glad it's here.
I hope it will be an excellent year.
Many years ago on...

The end of 2018 is very near.
In just a matter of hours, 2019 will become the new year.
2018...

My son asked for a video game console and I ended up being sorry.
I went Christmas shopping at a...

Where the heart is home,
A place to be in peace
A place where love abides
With love...

I gave my daughter $10,000 for Christmas and she gave me a hammer and a box of nails.
I tried to...

Last year, the Grinch stole the presents and my Christmas tree.
This year I'm making that green...

Most children want toys for Christmas but I wanted revenge.
Santa put me on his naughty list and...

Santa's elves told him that I'm a fan of Doctor Who.
But they were talking about the classic show,...

My name is Timmy and I had a dog named Lassie.
My father is an alcoholic and my mother is sassy....

I get really upset and frustrated this time of the year.
Children think I'm Santa Claus with eight...

I won't be home for Christmas even though I tried.
I won't be home because my parole was denied....

Heartbeat
sounds so sweet.

Flowers bloom
in April or June.

​​​​​ Rain does...

Something happened and my son is pissed.
He found out that he's on Santa's naughty list.
But...

Floating in a whirlpool of wonder.
Floating in a whirlpool fear.
Floating a whirlpool wonder...

When I decided to watch a bad movie, it was an impossible task.
I died when I watched Son of The...

There once was a man named Bill
Who sat on a window sill
While looking straight down
...