Limerick

A man ripped me off, he sold he a retired race horse that had been gelded.
He neglected to tell me...

(Inspired by the Smokey and the Bandit movies.)

I have a son who is so stupid that I want to give...

Don't believe that Casper is a friendly ghost because it's not true.
He murdered my entire family...

Certain people like the new Doctor Who TV show but I think it's foul.
If I had a choice between...

An Orb Weaving Spider, elected to make her claim
in my homely garden, so I've given her a name....

Nothing starts big, it grows
It doesn't matter where or when, what matters is what follows
...

The tight-fitting dress is always enough to impress,
Showing all my curves, but the emotions they...

When Coleco made the Atari 2600 Donkey Kong Junior, what were they thinking?
When they made this...

Love is the strongest feeling you feel.
It can leave you helpless as a baby seal.
But it...

Inter-netted
Squirrel-headed
Breaking news
Headline
Short Circuit
Bread...

I didn't get much schooling so I can't read or write.
Many people don't understand my situation and...

Pain shoots like a firey dagger.
It causes me to sway and swagger.
Why must surgery hurt so...

Follow the potholed road
debt to add to the load
huge welfare queues
my home I may...

Don’t follow the hollow in the wallowing shadows
Which allow us to stray away from the hallows...

I learned the hard way that real bears aren't like Winnie the Pooh.
I decided to pet one and I soon...

Let me tell you about Barney Rubble.
He's a criminal who is in big trouble.
Barney lost his...

My mom was understanding but Dad wanted to break my neck.
He was very angry because his teenage son...