Limerick

A fragile life forms,
nestled safely within the lining
of a young woman's womb.
Away...

From the day you were first hired,
You prayed to God to not get fired.
You worked your ass...

It wasn't until I met you,
That let me know first-hand...
This couldn't be real life anymore...

Your wife isn't carrying your baby, she's carrying mine.
She wanted me to marry her but I had to...

As the wind blows, It whispers Softly of love,

A heart full of love and
Forever Happiness...

Juiced tin he nuff tame afore
thee Saint Patrick's Day,
(hens this faux written accent...

You can't catch flies with vinegar but you sure can with honey.
I can't catch any girls in my town...

Blessed
had to decrease the stress
My Mind was a total mess
Had too much to process...

She was designed, of all mankind
As unpretentious pleasure
The lovely leadership, her eyes...

I titled this poem 'ED' but it doesn't spell the name Ed.
I have erectile dysfunction, I can't take...

The Kool-Aid Man isn't cool at all, he's actually a thug.
He's a low life scum bag who poisons...

If there's one thing that I can't stand, it's a litter bug.
Whenever I see one, I get mad and they...

A warm summar’s day it's warm and sunny

The cool breeze blows by us,
A perfect moment in...

I moved to this neighborhood forty-two years ago today.
I moved here six months before Elvis Presley...

Animals are unlike humans
They wont ever betray you in the same way
Will never pack their...

Walking around unsure of myself
Helpful is not what I’d call
Everyone else
They tell...

She dances in her shadows
In the brightness of the moon
Weaving, intertwining
her...