A Town of Shallow Women

You can't catch flies with vinegar but you sure can with honey.
I can't catch any girls in my town because of my lack of money.
I asked a lady out and at first, she was interested.
But when she asked about my salary, it was something she detested.
She kicked me in the nuts because she was consumed by rage.
When I asked her why, she said it's because I earn minimum wage.
When I asked another lady out, she dropped a lit M-80 down my pants.
It hurt like hell but I got even, I told people that she has breast implants.
The women who live in my town are as superficial and shallow as they can be.
I'm going to move to a less shallow town where the ladies might appreciate me.