Limerick

I've been a used car salesman for twenty years, it's my job to lie and cheat.
When it comes to how I...

MPs now masochistic gits
Whom rather enjoy being whipped.
Mass debating over Brexit
...

Don St. Scalesaveli King of The Orbit Flow
Write to take Power
The New Poetry Series Pt. 1...

Your the beat to my heart
My true Sweetheart
Your my sunshine in life
Your my true...

She's my love she's forever in my arms her love keeps us together, As I hold her forever

She feels...

Yesterday, I ordered a pizza and washed my hands and then I had a fit.
When I came to the table, I...

M O N E Y

Money can buy almost anything Money is nessary for clothing, shelter and food
...

Awakening to coffee and celebrating dawn
tad of heavenly bliss, a new day is born
If I happen...

When I went to the carnival, my ex-girlfriend was there.
I thought I could win her back if I won her...

It's such a great day that it makes a man want to sing.
I'm very happy because today is the first...

A soft whisper
A gentle kiss
A perfect moment
A warm touch

Her precious touch...

People pinched me yesterday and they got punched.
I didn't just hit a couple of people, I hit a...

Tormented my soul on the cusp of madness.
Buried under stone where my heart is.

The burden...

I broke one of God's Commandments when I stole an extension cord.
I was struck by a bolt of...

It pains me to say that my penis is only half an inch long.
It's extremely embarrassing because I...

Many years ago, I started a band and my friends and I named our band 'Kiss'.
That angered Gene...

It will never take control,
I take control over it.

Though sometimes it feels like I've fell...