Carnival

When I went to the carnival, my ex-girlfriend was there.
I thought I could win her back if I won her a teddy bear.
I shot all of the moving ducks and won the biggest bear at the place.
But when I tried to give it to her, she got angry and slapped my face.
She's angry because there was another woman and I couldn't resist her.
That other lady turned out to be my ex-girlfriend's half sister.
I figured out that my ex-girlfriend was angry and that I had been dumped.
I knew it when she put rat poison in my tea and my stomach had to be pumped.
When I met her half sister, I was turned on and I knew that I would do her.
Take my advice, if you date my ex-girlfriend, you'd better be faithful to her.