Limerick

IT'S ONLY A MYTH
A survey says Canada's a great place to live
I'll vouch for that, I'm biased...

My neighbor is so cheap that he uses an antique lawn mower to cut his grass.
He's the cheapest man I...

As we stand holding hands,
My love you and only you
As I Softly kiss you
Passionately...

As we walk together
Holding hands my love
Sun shining bright, As
Our love shines...

This may be hard for you to believe.
But I always kick the asses of thieves.
While working at...

As you sit on my lap

Feeling true love touching

Your heart truly, As

We hold hands...

As the sun is shining bright
An other year has gone by,
As we are getting​ older
We...

Don St. Scalesaveli King of The Orbit Flow
Write to take Power
The New Poetry Series Pt. 3...

Even though my wife is somebody who I love and adore,
She decided not to let me touch or see her...

Keep me in mind
when the cold wind blows
sending shivers down my back
Keep me in mind...

When my wife had to go off the pill, I called a place that sells condominiums.
When I said that I...

As I wish you happiness and love today,

On your birthday, I send you

Hugs and true love...

The way I run my business is something my employees don't like.
Just because I do them dirty...

Man From Manhattan

There once was a man from Manhattan
Whose piggy bank his Dad did fatten...

When Rocky Balboa returned from Russia, he'd been cheated out of his money, he didn't have a penny.
...

She's truly special to me
I found the women of my dreams,
Your soft touch your perfect smile...

You've designed a new electric car and it's being built on the assembly line.
You've been pestering...