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Home Ec

Home Ec

My mom was understanding but Dad wanted to break my neck.
He was very angry because his teenage son was taking Home Ec.
I did really good in Home economics, I made straight A's.
But the students called me a sissy, I've seen better days.
Students said that I was such a pussy that I should use tampons.
Before I took Home Ec, I had a little dignity but suddenly it was gone.
My teacher said that I baked great cakes and outstanding pies.
Somebody put a bra and panties in my locker and I wanted to die.
When I found those undergarments, somebody took a picture and put it in the school paper.
I was so embarrassed by the situation that I wanted to jump off a skyscraper.
When Dad saw that paper, he kicked my ass up and down the street.
People called me a wuss but at least I can make good things to eat.
The entire town thought it was so funny, they loved to point, laugh and taunt.
But now they're jealous because I became wealthy after opening a 5 star restaurant.

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