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I Won't Be Home For Christmas

I Won't Be Home For Christmas

I won't be home for Christmas even though I tried.
I won't be home because my parole was denied.
My wife said she'd leave me if I didn't buy her a $20,000 ring.
I robbed a bank to get the money and my ass was in a sling.
This may be hard for you to believe.
I robbed that bank on Christmas Eve.
A policeman put a bullet in my ass when he fired a shot.
I couldn't sit down for weeks and 20 years was what I got.
True to her word, my wife did leave.
She abandoned her family on Christmas Eve.
My twenty year oldĀ son is a pervert, he wears panties and bras.
And even though he's twenty, he still believes in Santa Claus.
He's been taking care of his younger siblings ever since I was put away.
But he's an alcoholic who will sell his siblings in order to get drunk on Christmas Day.
Before my wife packed her bags and left for good, she threw a hissy fit.
Now I realize that when it came to committing that crime, she wasn't worth it.

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sparrowsong

Hello Randy...

You Son probably saw the sign that when you stop believing in Santa Claus you get underwear and he probably knew it wouldn't be his brand...

Great fun write!

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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