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The Consequences of Watching Son of The Mask

The Consequences of Watching Son of The Mask

When I decided to watch a bad movie, it was an impossible task.
I died when I watched Son of The Mask.
I went into convulsions and my entire body began to ache.
Watching that awful movie was too much for me to take.
But instead of going to Heaven or Hell, I became a ghost.
I miss being able to eat but I miss smoking weed the most.
As I watched that movie, my hair stood straight up and my eyes started to bleed.
People warned me about that movie but theirĀ advice was something I didn't heed.
I thought I was tough enough to stand it but I wasn't able.
Every copy of that damn movie should have a warning label.
The label should say that if people watch it, dropping dead is what they'll do.
If you watch Son of The Mask, what happened to me will also happen to you.

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