Kissing Under The Mistletoe

Kissing under the mistletoe is so romantic
But mistletoe is poisonous and really quite toxic
Doubtful it'll cause death
Only if you ingest
Instead, pat her on the bum and suggest something erotic

Note: Mistletoe translated is a dung twig,
but most varieties of this plant are partial parasites,
and an aphrodisiac being unable to sustain
themselves on their own photosynthesis... huh?

Thanks to my love, Lisa/Linda (Poetessdarkly)