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Sticking It To The Man

I worked at an appliance store and the boss made a bad decision.
I sold appliances and the lard butt stopped giving me commissions.
This really made me mad because I was only paid minimum wage.
I had a confrontation with the store owner because I was enraged.
I told him that i had worked there for fifteen years and what he did was wrong.
He said that if I didn't like it, I could lump it and I told the lard butt "So long".
That was the final straw, it was more than I could stand.
My boss was a greedy pig who liked sticking it to the man.
Losing my commissions after being a faithful employee was a lousy way to be thanked.
But I stuck it to my boss when I got a loan from a bank.
I opened my own appliance store and I sold my appliances cheaper.
When it came to financial trouble, my boss got in deeper and deeper.
His store failed because I was able to charge less.
Just one year later, I drove him out of business.
The last I heard he was working at a grocery store and was angry at me.
But that's what the lard butt got for sticking it to a loyal employee.

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