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Strip Poker

Strip Poker

Helen loved to play party games her favourite being that of strip poker
Out all of the games
we ever played she never lost more than her blouse
No way did she cheat for I delt the cards whilst knelt at the foot of her bed
​​​​​Not once did I win so I always ended up completely stark naked
But can tell you Helen was worth more than just losing one's clothes too "bless her"

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