Damn Dirt Dauber

A dirt dauber flew into my mouth and it's stuck in my throat.
It keeps stinging me over and over and it really gets my goat.
My throat is so swelled that I can't even swallow food.
I can't eat and I'm getting hungry, I'm in a bad mood.

I just swallowed the dirt dauber but it's stinging my stomach as well.
Until I digest the damn wasp, it's going to hurt like hell.
You may be laughing but you could easily be in the same boat.
You wouldn't think it's funny if you had a wasp in your throat.