Limerick

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There's No Place Like...

There's No Place Like Home

When my family and I moved into this house in 1977, Dad was our patriarch.

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Open your eyes

Open your eyes

All the suffering in the world today
If you close your eyes, it won't go away
Wars wrecking...

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I Keep Shooting Blanks

When it comes to my wife, I sure don't get any thanks.

We're trying to have a...

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Eyes of golden lies

Eyes of golden lies,
See no truth, hear no cries.
See only lust in lost lover’s souls,...

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''Macbuzz'&...

''Macbuzz''

T here was an old bee called Macbuzz,

He seemed a little bit of a fuzz,

He flew and he...

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Buzz Bee

Buzz Bee

There was a young Bee called Macbuzz,

He seemed to bee in a fuzz,.

He flew and he flew...

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Old Chalky

There was a man called Chalky

He was actually very naughty

He swore alot,

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Old Chalky

Old Chalky

There was a man called Chalky

He was actually very naughty

He swore alot,...

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I'll Put God First

If I ever get married, I'll put God first instead of my wife.

God is our...

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MURDERESS

I'm angry and I'm in a great deal of distress.

I have learned that my wife is...

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Life is the answer, and...

Life is the answer, and death is the question

Breathe.

Close your eyes.

Open your arms like the wing span of an eagle

And let it...

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Different people

Different people

Different people of the world size and shape, many worlds. But when I look out my window I see children...

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"It"s Lit" ?

"It"s Lit" ?

Guys this is not a joke this isn't something that is fake
Guys This is not the time to choke your...

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"Spread"

"Spread"

Can't stop won't stop too many ideas running through my head gotta spread GOD's NOT DEAD & embed theses...

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A Bad Sport!

A Bad Sport!

a limerick for AMBER LEGOWSKI

She claims she's "no golfer at all"
Though once, as she lined...

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My Daughter's Dirtbag...

My Daughter's Dirtbag Boyfriend

I met my daughter's boyfriend and he's a thug.

He's a low life piece of trash...

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THE ORIGINAL LOVER BOY

THE ORIGINAL LOVER BOY

Lady don't think twice
You are sweet like sugar and spice
And you are so satisfying
...